Short stories! Snow White / Little Red Riding Hood?

Story by cyborgmanx

Alright, these are the stories I wrote. They have no sex in them at all and are only meant to be a bit amusing. Their short stories I wrote some time ago...

Snow White : The 'true' story

Well I suppose the hero got to tell the tale 'his' way. Well I'm tired of being portrayed as some evil villain out to do wrong. This time I'm going to tell things from my point of view, and you are going to listen. It started way back so many years ago. I married her father, and we were happy. I was doing my best to rule the Kingdom with Snow White's father. Little did I know that the arrogent Snow White would try to get rid of me, just so she could have her father to herself. I had for awhile suspected her, knowing something was wrong but not sure what she was up to. Infact, it was only one night that she poisoned a cup of whine and had given it to her father, thinking that I would ask for it. She was wrong ofcourse, and she poisoned her father.

By the time we had found out what had happened, it was too late to save him. I was so saddened that I couldn't use my white magic that I began to turn to using black magic in an attempt to bring him back. Everyone knew what a spoiled brat Snow White was. She was passed around like a bottle of rum more times then I can count. Naturally, she drugged her father to make sure he would never discover the horrifying truth. Something had to be done and I was the one to do it. Looking for a ritual spell from a book of black magic, I found a way to both bring my husband back and get rid of Snow White.

I had ordered a woodsman to take her out and bring me back her heart. In those days I had a bad habbit of asking the mirror if I was the hottest thing around. I suppose those anti-depressents weren't helping much either because I could swear that the mirror was talking back to me. It told me that Snow White was alive and laying well. I denied this piece of news because I knew that my doctor warned me about seeing things that weren't real. I mean I'm not some evil queen out to kill her daughter out of jealousy afterall.

Little did I realize that Snow White was paying visits to my doctor getting birth control potions. Appearently she was sleeping around with seven little dwarves. A bit furiated when I found out from my doctor's assistant, I decided to use my power to get rid of her once and for all. For starters, I forclosed on the mortgage of that lovely cottage that the dwarves owned. Afterwards, I took steps into securing Snow White's character destruction once and for all. In my general opinion, anyone like her doesn't belong being famous.

Anyway, with my book of spells I decided to do something to hear that would ensure that no man lay with her again. Taking an old gender allergy potion I found once, I began to put it on some of my prize winning apples that I raise every year for the kingdom's fair. If there was one thing that Snow White could never resist, it was an apple. A nice red shiny apple that could be used to make her favorite desert, apple pies. The apples were only part of the plan though. Using my connections, I arranged the forclosure documents to have Snow White's seal. It was only a matter of time before the dwarves chased her away.

She was desperate I think after that. Right after that incident I had heard rumors about her heading towards my kingdom. It was weeks before she made it by herself. No man would touch her now, they heard the rumors of her taking away a cottage from a working class family. She was practically in tears and ready to climb up a flag pole by the time I ran into her. I remember that day well, I was picking my prize winning apples and putting them in a basket to give to my lovely daughter. After wrecking her reputation, I figured she might take about that time to get here. She got on her knees and pleaded for me to forgive her. Smiling, I hugged her and welcomed her into my house. Taking the basket of ripe apples with us, I gave one to her.

What happened after that? Well she became so allergic to the male gender that she began to lay with farm animals. Even the women wouldn't go near her after that incident with the dwarves afterall. I had to lock her up five months after I found out she was going to have horses. I don't need to tell you anymore because frankly it's too awful of a story. As for me, I'm still queen and the doctor took me off my medicine!

The End!

Little Red Ain't So Innocent

The tale basically goes that a little girl in a red hood went to her grand mothers house to deliver groceries to her. on the way she meets an 'evil' wolf who wants to devour her to stop his own hunger. Eventually the wolf eats both Red and Granny and the woodsman comes and saves them from getting digested. Well, that's what the 'heroes' want you to think. This is the actual story, so listen up! My name is Lycan, I'm a werewolf and I like to girls who wear red. I mean I've got a color fettish, so what? Little did I know

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