I'm wrotonmg this while I'm drunk (intentionally bad for the lulz futa on male)

I'm gonna leave the mispellings partially because it makes it funnier and partially beacuase I don't care. This story is a joke so don't take it seriously. A new chapter of that story I take wayyyy tooo seriiously is forthcoming. I bet I could type easier if I wasn't bend over a couch not even looking at the screen. Ok now I picked up the keyboard.

Noe I font knoethe rules of this site and I'm not about to look them up but I find every word I'm wiritng to be hilarious right now so I hope this doesn't get me in torbkle. Serooisly you need a sence of humor. And no these spelling errors aren;t on purpose I';,m just typing quickly with bad gabd eye coordianation and stuff and not going back because right now I finfd it funnier. Anyways the dickgirl story. I bet you've seen worse lets be honest.

basically I'm refuting to use the back yey as I'm writing this.

"What the fuck?"

"I gave you a dick. duh."

"why?"

"To punichs you for not talking to me for such a long time. I know a vagina can cum harder and feel more than a fick but it amusies me more to watch a dick come because I can relate to it more. That's the whole reason fuf futanari. That and the whole bi=curipus thing."

"Your just a fag that wont admit it"

"Your the shemale not me so whore you calling a far"

"That's offensive"

"Uh you just used the word faq I can't thingk of anything much more insensitive and offensive:"

"No I mean the word shemale that's offensive to transgendered women."

"yeah I'm sprru about that I' hate the title of thaty story anyways I've delete atht sotry tomarrow and give it a better title. I can never spell tomorrow without witing tomarrow mu brain just can't do it."

"Yhsyd cuz you suck at spelling"

"home keys damnit! I'm getting all pretentious at leasts... wow I spelled pretentiouys right? I mean the first time anyways all pretentious with that Duke Jake Carson story an think I can make it into a novel and i feel it's too good to be dickgirl fiction I mean I got alot of ideas in my head and stuff"

"sry anyways I have a dick and I'm a girl right? or am i the guy do we hav names? nvrmnd. also you;ll still have some sex scenes right"

"I can't imagfine it to be adolencent fiction otherwise. catgirls, cyborgs, monstertrucks, romanticism, secks, violence, ripping off dune, "inspired" by Ice and Fire what more could you want"

"A girlfreind who doesn't abandon me and make me want to get drunk so the pain becomes funny?"

"using humor to cover up pain we gotta put that in the novel yeah thats all deep and shit. Also I'll still post it here."

"Ok were done talking about your pretentious (wow spelled right again bet I cant do that sober its kinda like that episode of family guy where ah hell yall saw it) story that no one but you cares about"

"I'm the only one that matters the more you think about it me and my lv 79 LKajitt I hope Hearthfire gives new superhard difficulty and new CHEEVOS I mean if you cant my moony give me chevoes its only fair 200 per