The Saint (futa/f, f/f, anal, excessive size/cum)

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From left to right: Shaundi, The Boss, Viola

I made this story for the 'Write a short story for the pic above you (details inside)' thread, but it turned out fairly long, so I wanted more people to see it. I'm a big fan of Saints Row, so I was easily inspired by this picture. I assumed the well-endowed one was the player character, referred to only as "the boss". The one on the left is Shaundi, on the right is Viola. I tried to make the story fit (loosely) in the game's world, and the characters similar (until they all have sex), so some elements might be confusing to people unfamiliar with the game. Hopefully it's still enjoyable to those who aren't. Just think of it as Grand Theft Auto on crack.

Warnings: the Saints Row universe is as silly as it is violent -

The Saint

"SHIT! GET DOWN!"

Bullets pelted the car, denting and ricocheting off the driver side while Shaundi and the Boss took cover on the opposite side. They were parked against a building in the middle of a T-shaped intersection, and black cars with red stars on them were pulling up on all three sides, unloading waves of black suited gangsters armed with automatic weapons.

Shaundi peeked over the hood of the car and quickly ducked back down as bullets sparked in front of her face. "HOW THE FUCK DID THEY FIND US SO FAST?" she yelled over the noise of the constant gunfire.

"REALLY DON'T CARE RIGHT NOW," the Boss yelled back. She reached into her massive cleavage and pulled out a grenade, then yanked the pin out with her teeth. She leaned in toward her lieutenant, "SHOOT NOW, ASK QUESTIONS LATER!" and tossed the grenade over the car. A second later the ground shook with the force of the explosion, and a burning gang car flipped through the air.

Using the distraction, both Saints stood and unloaded their own weapons on the gangsters. Their faces were polar opposites, Shaundi grimaced with fury, the Boss grinning with excitement as several of their enemies fell to the barrage of bullets. They quickly ducked back down to reload as a volley of fire came back their direction.

"I'M OUT!" shouted Shaundi.

"YOU DIDN'T BRING ANY AMMO??" the Boss replied incredulously.

"YOU SEE THESE PANTS!? WHERE THE HELL WOULD I PUT IT??" she shot back.

Bullets hit the tires on the other side, and the car hissed and slouched away from them.

"WELL, YOU'RE GONNA DIE, BUT AT LEAST YOUR ASS LOOKS GREAT!" the Boss winked at her.

"REALLY NOT THE TIME"

"AW, C'MON SHAUNDI!" the Boss grinned as she fished out two magazines from between her enormous tits. "YOU KNOW I'D NEVER LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO IT!" she tossed one to her.

Shaundi just smirked as she reloaded. "IS THAT A BRA OR AN ARMORY IN THERE?"

Another car exploded in the background. "CA