My First Wet Dream

Very anticlimactic and funny ending but its true. This was also written 4 months after the actual dream so I don't have it in as much detail as I would like.

Well its starts off with myself walking up some steps in a sleazy hotel. For some odd reason I'm in a black suit complete with Tie and fedora. I smelled some cigars and I had a half lit, bent cig in my mouth, Kinda like the ones you see in anime. I walk up the steps and sigh, Noticing a crowd of people, all with drink in their hands and grouping up, woman with man. I pull some keys out of my pocket and unlock Rm. 216, I get in and its pitch black. Not bothering to hit the lights I just lay my fedora on the end table in get in the squeaky worn out bed. All of the sudden a moan comes out and I turn on the lamp to see A woman in a red dress laying in my bed. She looks up at me with a seductive smile and I return it with a smirk, taking off my suit jacket and laying it on a chair next to the end table. She hugs me from the back and I groan some, Her fingers ruffle my shaggy afro and I loosen my tie, not even bothering to take it off. Then she pulls me back to bed and I play with her body. Laying soft kisses all on her front, until I reach between her legs. She mutters "Don't" to me and I ignore it only saying "I want to taste you." I smirk once and as soon as I get to temple, my nostrils get hit with a sour salmon smell. Then I wake up with the smell still filling my nostrils and a wet bed. My first wet dream.