I could use some proof readers. Any takers?

I would love to just post my stuff on here, but I'm far too self conscious. And my stories aren't exactly as sex oriented as a lot of the ones on here. Not yet, anyway. I was wondering if anyone would be interested in proof reading it in private.

And I can take criticism, but if it's shit, maybe try to tone that down a little. I don't need to be called a retard for trying to write a story or anything.