Sophie and Alexia in, Romeo and Juliet

Hay, here is something a little different from me. It's only the first act and it took me AGES to write, much longer than i expected. I like playing with other peoples stories and hope to create an original and hopefully cleaver, (although I'm not confident it is) take on someone else work. So here it is let me know what you think as i may do more if they are liked. This is lets say... a story that Sophie wrote for her own self gratification. so without further ado here it is!

Warning contains bestiality, although this is a take on Romeo and Juliet it is not advised to study this as a legitimate version of Romeo and Juliet and the author takes no responsibility if quote this story and fail English. Some of the jokes are pointing fun at the original and if you don't get them you ant read it properly. (Or my jokes suck.)

Sophie Montafuta and Alexia Capulez

A Rome and Juliet spoof.

Two households, both alike in desires and fate of destiny,

In fair Verona, our scene unfold as if in dream,

From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,

Where civil cum makes civil lips unclean.

From forth the fatal loins of these two foes

A pair of lust-crossed lovers take pleasure in each others life;

Whole depraved fantasies overthrows

Do in death bury their parents' strife.

The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,

And the continuance of their parents' rage,

Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,

Is now the erotic bedroom of our stage;

The which if you with patient hands attend,

What here thy mess, our tissue roll strive to mend.

Act 1, Scene 1

Outside a brothel, in the streets of Verona. Two men take stage.

SAMPSON; Ah, the House of Hearts. Such soft skin and gentle words does thy woman have.

GREGORY; Aye, soft lips and moist of pussy they have. Many pleasure a man doth earn; food, drink, friends and money. But one pleasure a man must pay for.

SAMPSON; Tis easy for a man to pay for sex. But doth thou always pay?

GREGORY; He doth, with coin, with life and with a bleeding ear from thy misses naggin tongue.

SAMPSON; Halt. Is that thy Montafuta I see before thy.

GREGORY; I spit at yonder Montafuta, thoust they seek to enter our brothel!

Two more men take stage.ABRAHAM, BENVOLIO

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