Songs! A Challenge!

Hey everyone! I got this idea the other day, and decided to go through with it. I challenge YOU, the readers and writers of Futanari Palace, to come up with songs about your favorite fetishes! As we are all about the Futa, there should be at least one line about Futanari, doesn't matter if it's blatant or subtle. It can be an original song or based on another, either way, specify as to where it's from. Also, make sure to spoiler tag it-

MY Favorite Things

(based on: "My Favorite Things" from "The Sound of Music"

Cumshots on titties and collars on servants

Dull vacant eyes and lovers so fervent

My new paramour all tied up with strings

These are a few of my favorite things

Cream coated pussies and milk spewing nipples

Huge cocks on stone fox and bondage with cripples

Small girls who shy from all that my cock brings

These are a few of my favorite things

Schoolgirls in plaid skirts with big hidden pack'ges

Girls that love filling their front and back pass'ges

dominant bitches that fall before kings

These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites

When the bee stings

When I'm feeling sad

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don't feel so bad

That's all that needs to be done! Have Fun!