Other Side of the Coin: 'Another Night, Another Annoyance' (Dickgirl and Cuntboy)

(A one-shot based on the RP Keahi1982 and I are gonna do soon. Enjoy!)

'Another Night, Another Annoyance...'

I tensed at the loud ringing of my alarm. I hate the noise because it always feels like it disturbed my sleep at the most pleasurable moment of being asleep. Yeah, sleep gives me pleasure. I'm a somni-addict, heh. With a grumble and a stretch, I switch off the God-awful chiming/blaring and turn on my ceiling fan's light to get ready for work. My eyes are still droopy as I rub the sleep out of them and head to the bathroom to switch on the shower to let it warm up. As I strip to my skin, I give my pubic hair a scratch before rubbing my lips. A chill runs up my spine as I feel a little wetness there. Morning Dew is such a pain, but then again, it could be worse, I could be a girl have a stiff erection from just waking up. At least with a guy you can't tell if he's excited or not at first glance. Smell's another thing if you're gay or a straight girl, though. I still can't for the life of me figure out why we even evolved such strong pheromone-response systems and olfactory senses and still use them in this day and age.

It's not like guys seek out being knocked up all the time now. I don't anyways. Still a virgin and proud. Girls, you can't tell where any of them have been, but a guy is easy to figure out if he's easy or not.

I brush those thoughts aside as I head to the shower after I notice the steam. The hot water feels so good against my pale peach skin, the gentle showering of H2O against my virtually hairless body makes the soap lather glide and caress its sensitive regions effortlessly as I finish off my lathering and then shampoo my hair for the day. It's long for a guy's, about neck-length and curly brown. Most guys' hair doesn't grow long in the first place, so mine's always been a bit of a physical anomaly to me. I shuddered at all the times boys laughed at me in school for always having to get my mane cut while they almost never needed a trim unless they were going for a buzz cut. Laugh all they want, girls rut for me more often because it means my girls will have prettier and lusher hair. I snicker thinking about if things were reversed and men sought women for mates and rutted. THAT would be funny as hell. I'd win in looks just from my lovely hair.

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As I dried off, I made sure to keep my space between my legs squeaky clean and dried too, the scent of my Morning Dew gone now. Nothing's worse than girls bothering me and trying to seek out my attention just because they get a whiff of some accidental dampness. That reminded me, I need to masturbate some time this week. It's been almost two months since I last did it. Poor girls, they pretty much have to jerk off every two days just to stay focused. Horny women...*Sigh*

After getting all dressed for work, I head out to Athens for my 50-some-odd mile drive to work. I need to transfer soon...