DOCTOR LAURA

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DOCTOR LAURA

“Welcome everyone. I’m here to help out with the Futa women and Muta men in our society. It can be a delicate subject. But I want mother’s out there to listen carefully, especially when they have a Futa or Muta baby. What we discuss on this three hour show can help out in dealing with the unique problems they have to overcome. So, first on the line is Francine. Hello Francine. What can I help you with today?”

“Hi Doctor Laura. I’ve got a Muta boy.”

“Congratulations.”

“Hee hee, thanks. But we’ve hit a problem.”

“And what is that?”

“Well, he just lets it all hang out at home. I’ve bought him bigger shorts and things but he just likes it to flop about.”

“How old is he?”

“Seven. And it can be very disrupting.”

“I can imagine. How big is your son?”

“Um, last time at the doctors office, he was about nine inches.”

“I see. And this disrupting as you call it is mostly with your other children and your husband?”

Francine sighed heavily into the phone. “Mostly my husband.”

“Is he small down there?”

“Um, well, he’s smaller than our son, yes.”

“How do you feel about it?”

“Well, truly, I don’t see a problem. But to keep peace, I try and keep our son from exposing himself. Which then causes acting out on his part.”

“How many children do you have?”

“Five. Our son being the youngest.”

“And how old is your eldest?”

“She’s going to be fifteen in a month.”

“And she doesn’t have a problem with her brother exposing himself?”

Francine giggled again. “She thinks it’s cute.”

“So what you are hedging to me is that your husband is the problem here.”

“Well, no, I mean, uh, . . . . “

“Francine, you have to deal with your husband, not your boy. He is doing something that probably feels good. It isn’t sexual. It feels good for him to let his package hang out versus being coiled up into tight, painful clothing. Have you ever asked your son about it?”

“No, I haven’t.”

“Then you need to. And either tell your husband you love him as he is or to take a walk. Come on Francine, this is your CHILD! Give him the benefit of the doubt here. Have your other children ever touched or fondled your son?”

“Oh, God, no.”

“Then this isn’t a problem with them. So take your hubby out for a nice dinner and talk with him. Either you love him or you don’t.”

“I do.”

“Then this isn’t a problem now. Let’s go to Cherry next.”

“Hello Cherry, what can I help you with?”

“Hi Doctor Laura. Well, I’m a futa.”

“Good.”

Cherry began to fight back tears. “It’s been so hard.”

“Cherry, who ever told you life would be easy? Of course it’s hard. Hell, it’s doubly hard for you, being different from everyone else. What can I do for you?”

“W-well, I’m twe